A hug for a friend

These are tough times, and a friend of mine is having a really shitty day... so I think what I need to do is cheer her up a little...

A little hug can go a long way
especially on a really kak day
It's not like I won't hug you anyway
But I'll make it a little more special today

You're so special, like an umbrella
Whenever I'm sad and under the weather
You're always there
Ready to share

Today is just day my friend
Just realise it's one of many
I'm here so you can depend
Just remember I don't like "fanny"

I know its scary
worse than expired dairy
Don't be afraid my little koi
You still have me and Roy Roy

Mr Love lace out :-)

The Bee and the Black Rose

I’m sitting on my bed just thinking

How you said you’d be my shoulder when resting

I sit in anger with rage infecting

How you lied when I when I spent time spending

Before I met you, I was complacent

A wall so strong, so tall and gallant

Now I lie in rubble, covered in dust and cement

While you move on you giant pestilent!

You see that rose that sits so high?

High above my room’s sky?

It sits in sadness, why’d you lie?

Why’d you carry on, why’d you spy?

My emotions so twisted by your lust

Left me wondering “why did I trust?”

Your foolproof planning with a book

Fills me with anger, rage and vengeance

The worst of all is I’m not the only one to have looked

But many have fallen for your artificial resplendence

The Black Rose that once was red

Now looks upon me with the greatest dread

A constant reminder that you’re a fraud

Yes I said it, thank you Lord!

Now I see that broken rose

With the greatest of respect

I’m not the only one you’ve hurt with your facist pose

Next time I see you, I’ll squash you you little insect!

It seems you have already forgotten me

Don’t think you’re a free little bee

I’m the Queen Bitch here Mr bald head

Can’t wait to sting you DEAD!

10 things that make PJ beautiful...

I was busy chatting with a friend of mine over BBM today and one thing that I picked up, is that he is either modest, in denial or lying to himself about just how attractive he is... and its the truth... I wish I could post his profile pic to show you...

Having said that, it's not just his looks that make him amazingly attractive, however, I must admit that I have only ever seen him once... We've been friends on twitter for a while now, I can't seem to figure out how to track when we began following each other, but I'm about 79.25% sure that it was this time last year...

So I decided I would write a "10 reasons why you are beautiful PJ" list...

1) You have an incredibly beautiful smile...

2) The most gorgeous blue eyes I have ever seen on a man...

3) Pretty damn tall, with nice arms and a 'V' shaped bod...

4) Nice casual look, means you're not vain/ egotistical - a major sexy sign...

5) You read books - which to me is very hot. Why? because reading = brains and brains = sexy nerd ;-)

6) You give me confidence (and more than likely other people as well) and having the ability to inject confidence into people is a trait that can only be oozed out of people with a x-factor (and that's a good thing)

7) Pearly white teeth (that make me want to go have my coffee stained teeth bleeched... (0_o) )

8) Will be a ridiculously attractive angel because white actually suites him- yes I have seen the pics on facebook PJ ;-P

9) Is not afraid to be a little goofy, a very sexy trait, why, because no one like a man as stiff as a pole...

10) And the most attractive thing about YOU PJ is that YOU don't realise how attractive YOU really are!!! The second a good looking person realises that they are indeed super good looking, is the second they become the ugliest people in the world :-)

Stay super awesome, super cool, Mr superman ;-)

Mr Love lace out... 

P.S. the 10 things list, just reminded me of Ten things I hate about you...

My top 5 Tim Burton moments

It’s not every day you come across a great movie that generates major fandom and shoots out emotions you never thought you’d ever have for a movie. In my eyes Tim Burton is a master of storytelling and a creative genius who has created some of the world’s greatest movies. It comes as no surprise that he is my favourite director of all time. There are very few movies that he has made, that I have not enjoyed. Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure I’ve liked them all…

So I’ve decided to blog my five most beloved Tim Burton movies, why they are my favourite and my favourite scene –that is of course if youtube actually has it…

5. Coraline

Why Coraline? Well the story has two morals, both of them I learned a while ago. The first one is, that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side and the second is you never realise what you have till it’s gone. The casting of the movie was also superb… Jennifer Saunders, Teri Hattchet and Dakota Fanning to name a few… While I still worked at a video rental store, I often recommended the movie, only to have the parents demand a refund, because of the movies’ dark nature… Uhm sorry lady, did you not see you kid standing at the horror section explaining –in detail –every scene in SAW V???

Every time I see this scene, I think of the series Pushing Daisies.  You know the two aunts who do the synchronised swimming... ok ok these two are opera trapeze artists, but I still think of them lol...  Super cool...

4. Corpse Bride

Finding love after death? Hopeless romantic movie making gold!!! There’s something about never letting go of finding love, even after death, which makes me all happy inside… Maybe it’s because I’m one of “those” people… and once you’ve found love, you’re willing to let it go and sacrifice yourself for the one you truly love… MOVIE GOLD I TELL YOU, GOLD!

The embedding codes for this video clip was disabled, but here's the link. Corpse Bride ending.

3. Batman and Batman Returns

I couldn’t tell which one I preferred more so I put them both in the same slot… I loved Jack Nicolson as the Joker and Danny Devito as the Penguin… and Michelle Pfieffer as Selina Kyle… Purrrrrfect casting perfect… Take a guess why I liked it lol…

Ok first of all the blood looks like tomato sauce, but this was a pretty low budget movie... what I liked about this scene was that Selena Kyle AKA Catwomen is a vigilante feminist who hates abusive men and women helpless women... I'm totally all about women empowerment...

2. Edward Scissorhands

I honestly cried at the end of this movie… It is brilliant and second only to number one –obviously. I mean who even thinks of something like Edward scissorhands??? Come the Fuck on!!! It’s amazing!!! This was one of the first Johnny Depp movies I’ve seen and I was an instant fan… The humour and love in the beginning and the sadness at the end and all the emotions inbetween… like the orgasm causing haircuts are well worth watching over and over and over and over and… you get the idea…

I like how Edward tries to be normal by using cutlery and I love his expression at the end... so cute :)

1. The nightmare before Christmas

I remember when I was younger, this movie would come on every Christmas eve and I would wake up early to watch it over and over and over again every year, like clockwork. I would watch Jack Skelington jump around singing and his pet ghost dog zero would follow him everywhere. I remember Sally’s body parts falling off and her longing for Jack to realise that she is hopelessly in love with him. I remember Lock, stock and barrel and their walking bathtub. I loved watching Jack kick Oogie Boogies rag like ass and saving Santa and Christmas in one go. I never once forgot that one scene when Jack and Sally are standing together on the curved hill overlooking the pumpkin patch of Halloween town… I keep thinking of me and my future partner like that, standing on a hill with nothing but ourselves… I also think of the two of us dead in the underworld standing together on a hill… how romantic!!! sigh… the Nightmare Before Christmas, is and always will be my favourite Tim Burton movie of all time and also one of my top 10 favourite movies of all time…

This is the opening scene and is my all time favourite... It's just plain epic! And I really like how Jack is on fire hahaha super cool :)

Mr love lace out…

I'm a nice guy, now FUCK OFF!

I'm a nice guy... many people have told me this... and everyone knows that nice guys finish last and right now, I am sick of it...

I do a lot for people, I cook, I compliment, buy drinks, buy flowers, share chocolate, give chocolate, give attention, listen, laugh at kak jokes, smile, always polite, shoulder to cry on, speak the truth, honest, open and non-judgemental...

I am about 3cm away from not giving a total fuck for the entire human race... I will remain a nice person, but I will in fact not give a shit for anyone who dares make a pass at me... Why? BECAUSE I'M FUCKIN' SICK OF BEING THE ONE LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN!!! I'm always pushed aside, because the gigantic douchebag cunt with a six pack, who will eventually cheat/beat/lie and screw you over, is in great demand while the nice guy sits in the pouring rain...

Urgh... I'm close to reaching the point when someone sends me a "Hi you look like a nice guy, want to chat sometime?" message on Gaydar/Prodigits/Grindr etc, by answering "Hi there! :-) , yes I am a nice guy now FUCK OFF!!! because you and I both now that in a few days you're not going to be interested in me, because you saw some guy with giant dick, six pack and bad boy image... and lets be honest... even though you are looking for that "nice guy" you won't take him because 1) he doesn't have a six pack 2) you're "only looking for friends" and "may be something else" 3) you've probably lied about at least six things in you bio and 4) you don't really have a clue what your type is in the first place... and even if you are truly being sincere, you'll respond to this message anyway, because you happen to be the nice guy and that you know exactly how I feel and why I am writing this message, because it has happened to you in the past... if not THEN FUCK OFF ALREADY!!! "

And this isn't just an on-line re-occurrence... Of the few guys I've been on dates with, they've all told me to my face, "I really like you" and the next day, they are chatting up a model... thanks... let me send a postcard to my self-esteem saying "you got tossed again" and add a smiley face and a "lol" to make the message a little bit more bearable...

I'll always be the nice guy, but from now on, don't EVER expect me to treat you like a king...

Mr Love lace out...

Sorry Bradley Cooper, but Kellan Lutz is the Sexiest Celeb Alive

Sorry Bradley and the fucktards at People Magazine... I think Kellan Lutz is far more sexy than Bradley Cooper... Kellan Lutz is oozes awesome, has a lot down-to-earth-ee-ness and doesn't let people take him for a gat /a poes depending on how vulgar you like to be ;-) ... (to my international readers, that is SA slang for "take him for a ride")

Bradley please do the world a favour and take a shower... and People Magazine, please use the title : Sexiest Celeb Alive next time you do another one of these articles... Why? Well I pretty fucking doubt you've seen and met every last man in the world... so please, don't make it as if you have seen them all by saying "the sexiest man alive"...

Here's a few pictures of Mr Lutz. He  looks exponentially more attractive than Mr Cooper...and cleaner and actually wears a t-shirt... smile for the camera :-D

Really cool pic... is he wearing the twilight vampire contact lenses  ???

Those eyes are so striking!!! :-)

Got a problem? :-P

Yes, he is epic... just deal with it...

He's so awesome he'd beat Chuck Norris in teeth shining duel... 

See, even he grows stubble... 

He really likes that scarf  (0_o)

...such a romantic image...

This doesn't even need a caption....

BTW no, I am not a twilight fan... I've liked Kellan Lutz, before he was Emmet Cullen... I've watch Stick it  close to about 400 times Accepted about 200 times and Prom Night twice and also Generation Kill... I will admit, I have watched Twilight, but I still think he is too talented to be in there... The mere fact that Robert Pattison (what's his surname???) and Taylor Lautner are seen as the hotties of Twilight, disturbs me... Kellan is far more better to look at, more talented and is probably the best actor in Twilight in my opinion (well except for Dakota Fanning)

One of the main reasons I have a lot of respect for him, not only as an actor, but as a person, is that he - unlike many people in Hollywood - is perfectly content with his sexuality and has no qualms about his gay fans lusting after him (an act I am guilty of, however, I no longer partake in, mainly because crushing on straight guys is as useless as waiting for a miracle after Judgement Day). He has also said that he wouldn't mind having a gay man for a room mate. How ef-ing cool is that???

So, I say FUCK YOU to People Magazine for saying that Bradley Cooper is the sexiest man alive...

Mr Love lace out :)

Meat free Mondays...

I know its Tuesday, but I have to admit something, I support meat free Mondays...

It's kinda cool to think that you're making a difference, a small one, but every tiny bit helps... Like the story about the woman who threw stranded starfish back in the ocean...

I've attempted to become a vegetarian and I know that one day I will become one, but at the moment, my body does seem to be a bit attached to meat...

I'm already losing my lust for red meat, but letting go of chicken is going to be one hell of a giant bitch-turd...

I'm also trying to become a vegetarian, as a means to protest against animal cruelty... I am an animal lover... I very big one and I am not afraid to stand up to an animal abuser twice my size... just think of the animal, I might be half the size of this inhumane monster, but the animal will probably be an eighth of the size of him...

I'm also, like most people, completely against animal poaching. Not just the Rhino like my one friend, I'm an activist for all animals that are being poached to extinction... Why, I'm busy working on an article that shows the animals that have gone extinct in the last ten years... and those that are practically extinct...

I'd like to think that one day, I'll not only be able to not eat any animal, but to be able to fight and put poachers and animal abusers in jail or at least at the mercy of the general public...

Mr Love lace out...

Iconic images...

These are a few iconic images that will constantly remind me of my childhood. :)

They don't need captions... but if your not sure, post a comment...

Enjoy :)

Mr Love Lace out