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Curry noodles for lunch

I see everyday on Twitter, people telling me what they are eating for breakfast, lunch and supper... Thanks for sharing guys, I really do give a lot of fuck...

So I had a "tiny" discussion about it with my co-workers (OK technically my Editor/boss) to see if she had any of these lunch meal tweeters... apparently she's one of them... #FootInMouthSyndrome

But I came to the conclusion, that I now, want to piss off a few people by taking the lunch time meal tweeter persona to the next level- 'cause that's the way I glide...

Today for lunch (which I have yet to eat and by the time you read this, I have already eaten) I have Woolworth's MSG free, instant curry noodles...

The packaging is quite colourful and eye catching; red, black, beige and a little bit of brown...

I bought this particular packed, last week Wednesday at the Woolworth across the road from my office...

The expiration date is 30 September 2012...

There's a little box on the top left hand side on the back of the packet that says: FOOD FOR THOUGHT: "Our instant noodles are produced in Singapore where we've specially formulated the recipes and carefully selected the ingredients to bring you authentic flavours without added MSG."

Under that is the list of ingredients: Wheat noodles, Seasoning. Wheat Noodles: Wheat flour, Tapioca starch, Flour improvers, Palm oil (Antioxidants: BHT and BHA). Salt. Seasoning: Salt, Sugar, Curry powder, Yeast extract, Flavourants (Contains, Gluten, Soya*, Onion..

Aaaaah fuckit...I don't have the will power to continue this...

Just cook it in boiling water, pop it in the microwave for 2-3 minutes. When the microwave goes PING take it out, drain it if you like and add the seasoning... enjoy

Mr Lovelace out...

Betty White rapping

This needs no explanation...

But the guys are very eye-catching...





Mr Lovelace out...

Oh Kitty!

Fuck off Patrick Dempsey there's a new stud in town!!! God has graced TV with a new hottie and his name is Kit Harington...

Wow, the first time I ever laid eyes on him (and pretty much everyone else) was on the HBO series Game of Thrones. I loved the series so much, I could not bare to wait for the second season to air and I decided to buy the books instead... well firstly, the series is dead accurate in terms of plot... the ages of the people are a little 'iffy' though...

Anyway, from the first episode I was mesmerised and captivated by sheer beauty of Jon Snow. I could not believe that such a beauty even existed! He is simply put, the most attractive man on TV... hands-fucking-down!!!

Here are few darling images of the lovely, talented and remarkably stunning Kit Harington...

This was my PC wallpaper this morning...

This is my PC wallpaper now...

On my blog... :-) 

You have no idea how badly I want to unbuckle that belt...

Cough... I'd kill to go to sleep with that every night...

By far my favourite pic... HE'S JUST SO FUCKING CUTE OK!!!

For me???? Aww you shouldn't have!!!

Honestly, I'm not a particular fan of this image as he does seem to be a little too regal and polished for my taste, but I know deep down, he is not like this at all :-)

Mr Lovelace out...

Night of the living zombie bees

I don't know if you guys have heard about it, but Twitter has been abuzz with this weird but fascinating story about "zombie bees"... At first I thought it was a bunch of bull kak so I let it slide until I saw some credible sites mentioning them...so decided to check it out... turn outs, zombie bees are very much real, but not quite "zombiefied". After a while I decided to write an article about it... 

You can find my original article on Health24.com

I must say that zombie bees does make me feel a little nervous, mainly because I'm convinced zombies will one day walk the earth... go ahead and laugh, I await the day I say "I told you so"...

Unfortunately I am far from prepared if they arrive...

I have broken my right ankle and I can't run very fast or far for that matter, so I won't really be able to outrun the bastards... good thing they are slow, unless of course they are the zombies from 28 days later... Those guys can run...

Also I am no Annie Oakley...and I do require some training in hand guns, however, I am very proud of my ability to shoot from a long distance rifle... I must say, before you PETA freaks shout at me, I have never shot a living target before in my life... and may I remind you that zombies are dead - well technically they are dead...

But at the end of the day I will admit that my vast knowledge of the different types of zombies as well as the weak points, weapon weaknesses and location specific zombies, I am more than mentally equipped to fight the inevitable horde...

Back to zombie bees, I must admit that us losing bees is a detriment to the world... If you've ever seen the movie Bee Movie you'll understand why they are so freaking important... It boils down to pollination control... with out those buzzing stingers, we wouldn't have food to each and we'd be stuck eating cardboard like in those futurist movies and series' like Terra Nova and Farscape... yes, bees are the only thing that links us to food, flowers and oxygen... (that sentence made more sense in my head, but I'm sure you're smart enough to figure out what I meant...)

Take care of the bees and the bees will take care us of... minus ten people who get stung and die because they tried to swat a bee away... fools.

Mr Lovelace out...

The bitch is back...

Guess who's back???

But before we get on to talking about ME, first things first...

Hahaha I was looking for a cute picture that I could use to wish you guys and I saw that and couldn't stop laughing... I just had to post it...

So last year was a pretty hectic year... for me at least... I know, I know, my problems are minute in comparison to others, but they and MY problems...and this is also MY blog...

As you can see I've developed a little bit of narcissism... OK, not really, I'm just trying this new thing called, "concentrate on yourself for once for fuck sake Lovelace..."

I've always been the person who will sacrifice time, energy, family for friends, friends for family and everyone for a date... I'm always the one waiting and staring at the phone, while the person I'm waiting for is moving on with his life, more than likely fucking a stranger... 

That will all change this year. I'll be filming the seventh instalment of the Star Wars series... Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Bitch... yip that's right... my high school persona will be visiting Capetonian shores this year... By that I mean, I'll still be the Lovelace you know and love so much, but I'll also have the "fuck whatever-ness" attitude I had during high school, coupled with, fuck you I might be single but I'm not so desperate that I'd jump in bed with you if you buy me a double brandy and coke... just saying...

This year I want to get my drivers licence... it's something I've delayed for far too long...

I'm also going to do the things I like the most and I'm not going to do the things I don't...Why? Because I'm tired of having to go out and pretend that I'm enjoying myself when I really just want to go home and read six more chapters on A Game of Thrones... The only reason I forced myself out was because friends used the "lets go out and get you a boyfriend!" guess who still walks home single??? However, I'll still go to the clubs with my near and dear friend Lizzie Wizzie (and two specific cousins for reason only we know hehehehe, back to Lizzie Wizzie)... Cuz she has a way of reminding me that as long as I'm with her, I'm bound to have a good time no matter what... 

Things I like doing or want to do more:

1) Ignoring stupid people

2) Win debates with people who think they are right...

3) Reading books

4) Going to book launches

5) Playing PS3

6) Baking cakes and perhaps take a few lessons in cake decorating...

7) Write a fuck-ass-load of short stories I'll never dare put on this blog...

8) Write more poetry

9) Spend more time with my favourite cousins (specifically LinnNinjaPurpleTamponFairy and Tiger0 - who co-incidentally has a great blog, check it out - A bullet laced in anger)

10) Focus on the relationships I do have ergo, friends, family and my mini library

Things I hate doing:

1) Large crowds of people, so I'll be avoiding shopping centres

2) Clubs, especially that trance kak (so essentially all gay clubs... cuz it's the only thing gays these days can dance to, HOWEVER! I might go if the all amazeballs Spinsista Mitzi is DJ-ing... cuz her music is the shit!!! but I'm still anti-social/ anti-clubbing)

3) People who only want me for a night - fuck you I'm worth more than a double brandy and coke!

4) Double brandy and cokes

5) Silly little rich kids who want me to pity them because they've had such a "hard and dark" life... pfft mother-fucker please, your drug addiction and subsequent consequences are of your own fucking making! It wasn't society that decided to fuck your life over, you did it you spoilt little shit!

6) I hate being around people who caress so much it borders on fornication, IN FRONT OF ME!!!

7) I hate on-line dating, therefore, I shall remove any online dating site profiles I have... and ignore all new message since they will more than likely be future disappointments, just like my past disappointments...

8) I hate complimenting unworthy people... the only reason I done that before, was to make sure I got noticed... sure I got noticed and thanked (which made me feel good) and then got laugh at behind my back (which made me feel exponentially more kak than before I was made to feel good...)

9) I blatantly REFUSE to be pressured into going to clubs, pubs, outings etc... because my friends think that I have a boring life... their idea of fun is to get wasted, have a hangover the next day and drink some more, smoke weed and drive from one place to another while completely intoxicated, which will render this memory incapacitated... while my idea of a fun, is kicking sweet video game boss ass on my PS3/DS/PC/PS2 or starting and finishing a 800 page brain bending, plot twisting book that will challenge my political/social/philosophical views... and then reading a quick Mills and Boon...

10) I will not be the one to initiate a date, a second date and a third date (which hasn't ever happened...)... if someone really wants to go out with me and thinks I'm worth a second and third, then they better make the phone call... cuz this bitch ain't gonna care till date four...

On a final note... I saw this pic as well :)

Mr Lovelace out...