Video game crushes

I was sitting at working reading stuff on gaming websites and I came across a picture of Nathan Drake... Man he is so hot... even if he is just a video game character... then I realised something, what does the man behind the man really look like???

So I done a bit of investigating and I found out some of the voices to these insanely hot characters are voiced by some - not so hot men... 

Please note, there are other hotter game guys that I like to look at, but unfortunately, their "man behind the man" is actually good looking. This post is just the ones with the 'WTF' man behind the man....

(Oh and these are in order of the game character I think is hottest...)

5. Snow Villiers from Final Fantasy XIII and XIII-2

His Voice: Troy Baker...

4.Chris Redfield from Resident Evil Saga (This one is from Resident evil 5)

Voiced by: Roger Craig Smith

3. Basch Von Ronsonberg from Final Fantasy XII 

Voiced by : Keith Ferguson

2. Nathan Drake from the Uncharted saga

Voiced by: Nolan North

1. Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solis series (Circa Metal Gear Solid 2)

Voiced by : David Hayter (or Sean Baker)

Mr. Lovelace out...

The Speech

Today I was given "the speech" but yet another self-righteous gay.

The only difference was that it came from a lesbian...

"The Speech" usually goes on the lines of "You're not happy trying to please your parents by staying in the closet" etc etc etc you should have the gist of it just by that sentence alone.

While I agree with the thought, it would feel great to have a ton of weight lifted off my shoulders, many people tend to forget that that weight will only be replaced with another set of weight called drama. I'm not in the mood for drama. At least not while I'm living under my parents' roof.

What I'm not understanding is this "happy" everyone keeps on talking about... and also this "pleasing"...

"You aren't making yourself happy by pleasing your parents"...

Uhm, last I checked, I wasn't happy, because of some other reason completely unrelated to my parents... second, I am not trying to please my parents by remaining in the closet... What I'm doing, is called protection... 

I'm protecting myself from my parents... I'm protecting myself from being ostracised while still dependant on my family... I'm protecting myself from drama, tears and unwanted hatred...

I'm not happy now and I won't be if I come out to my parents if I still live with them. It's not easy, I am almost never happy at home. The only joy I get is when my niecephew is around, because she is the distraction everyone needs. She distracts me from my homophobic family and she distracts my family from the black sheep of the house as well as the morbidly obese white elephant parked right in the centre of the living room.

Sometimes gay people who throw the speech at me, should remember, not everyone will be greeted with a welcome mat when they come out... For me, I too will be greeted with a welcome mat, but the difference is, I'll be seeing it on the way out of the house.

Mr Lovelace out (or shall I say in)...

International Singles Heartache Day

Guess what guys?! A week from now is International Singles Heartache Day AKA Valentine's Day.

The fourteenth of February has to be the most dreaded day for lonely singles across the whole planet... and everyone knows why.

The funny thing is there are people who try to cheer up the people who have joined Sargent Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band, but those people tend to have actual "Valentine's". How's that for a bitchslap.

This year, like last year, I will be celebrating International Singles Heartache Day by:

1) Listening Sad FM

2) When I'm done listening to Sad FM, I'll change over to Fuck my life FM

3) Eat copious amounts of chocolates that I have bought myself, because no one ever buys me chocolates

4) Drink copious amounts of red/ white and cheap wine... alone in the dark of my 4m x 4m bedroom

5) I will watch shout "LIAR" at the TV, because the chick flick I'm watching just isn't realistic...

6) Cry...

7) Bitch...

8) Contribute to some on-line forum on how V-Day is all about capitalism etc etc etc when I so fucking desperately want a Valentine...

9) Buy myself roses so that I don't feel sad, but then get sad anyway because I had to buy my own roses...

10) Constantly look at my phone for any "Happy Valentine's Day" SMSs, BBMs or Tweets...

11) and finally I will yet again blame myself for being alone on Valentine's Day...

I thought by now some therapist would have came up with a name for the absolute fear of Valentine's Day, but apparently not... instead they have named stupid fears like the fear of spiders...

I hate it when people expect me to be OK with being single... there are many days when I'm glad that I'm single, and there are days when I'm fine being on my own, but due to certain things that's been happening in my life, I could really use the comfort that only a lover can provide (no, not sex...).

I lost my best friend to his boyfriend (and a vast selection of his more "upper class" friends... he can deny it all he wants to but it's true) so I don't really have that special someone I can talk to any more. (He probably doesn't even realise that we've drifted apart. I have him on BBM but we just never chat. I try to initiate a convo but a few messages down the line I get thrown smiley faces, lol's and "tell me something new" as a response.)

I know I'm not the only person who won't enjoy 14 Feb this year, and that's what makes it harder. I know that the people who will have the most miserable time next week Tuesday, would appreciate it more if they had someone to spend it with compared to people who will be spending it with someone.

I know I won't have a Valentine this year, and I probably won't have one next year, but one thing is for sure, if I survive the 14th, I'll be on the 15th...

Mr Lovelace out...

My top 10 sexy celebs

So after looking at both Heat magazine and Channel24, I decided that I should do my own Top Ten sexy celeb men list... It's only fair right???

Here are my top ten in order:

10. Jason 'O Mara

I first really took note of him in this new show Terra Nova... I think he is so hot it's not even funny...

9. John Galecki

How could you not like Leonard??? He is just way too cute... he's adorkable :-)

8. Stephan Lang

He might be old, but he is HAWT! Also from Terra Nova, but I still see him as the total bad ass from Avatar...

7. Ed Westwick

I lourrrrve's me some Chuck Bass...

6. Jim Sturgess

This total cutie, hottie, sexy pie can call me anytime of day...  I am totally mesmerised by the way he presents himself... I'm in love...

5. Colin Firth

Oh Mr Darcy... I'm waiting in the lake for you, so hurry up and jump the fuck in!

4. Boris Kodjoe

There are few men as fine as this one... he is SMOKING HOT... those eye's, that jaw, lips , lack of hair, the five o'clock shadow... if I had a vag, it would be wet...

3. Chris Hemsworth

Now Chris is the reason why I want to go to the land of uhm Australia... He is such a sexy Thor... Do I dare say that I so want to see him work his Mjolnir??? Let I perv a little before I carry on...

2. Ryan Gosling

I was so jealous of Emma Stone, you have no fucking clue...

1. Kit Harrington

My returned virginity is waiting for you my love... You are by far the most handsome, beautiful man I have seen come on my TV screen... Please for the love of everything, don't turn into Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt...

So there's my ten... :)

Mr Lovelace out...