Tuesday, December 20, 2011

RAGE

I know you have a link to my blog and I don't care if you see this... In actual fact, I WANT you to see just how FURIOUS, ANGRY, PISSED OFF I am... I want you to KNOW how much I want you to DIE!!!

1. MY HEART IS NOT A:
YOU CAN PLAY WITH

2. I AM NOT SOME KIND OF 
YOU CAN TOY WITH AND TOSS ASIDE

3. I AM NOT A FUCKING

I HAVE FEELINGS - I AM HUMAN!!!

4. YOU'RE A LYING SACK OF 

5. I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE 

WITH A 


AND WATCH YOU CRY IN AGONY!!!

6. I HOPE HE SEES WHAT I SEE... NO WAIT, I HOPE HE'S EXACTLY LIKE YOU... SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SEE...

Mr Lovelace out...





Thursday, December 15, 2011

Best Chick Flicks Ever

Here are the trailers for my favourite chick flicks:

Romy and Michele's high school reunion:




Muriel's Wedding:



The Holiday:




Bridget Jones Diary:




Mr Lovelace out...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

An ethical writer

An interesting topic was raised when my cousin Topsy Krets and I were chatting one day. (He has a wicked blog, so check it out sometime :-) ) He asked me what my ethical codes were as a journalist.

I love being asked this question, because I feel that I have a very high ethical standard.

As journo students, we are forced to study ethics as a subject. I leant a lot about the "code" that we as journalists should follow. I must admit, I do see a lot of unethical articles being published in all form of media, i.e: radio, tv, online and print.

I have on many occasions come across a situation that needed an ethical choice to be made.

1. I never publish ANY embargo articles before the embargo date.

2. I never troll on other sites. There is nothing useful when trolling. I do on the other hand give criticisms and advice and sometimes a handy link or two. Also, when I give criticisms I always point out something good about the article before I point out the bad. A trait I learnt from the great Megan Rusi

3. NEVER EVER EVER use images from google images. Those images are NOT in the public domain. Sure use those images in your blog etc, but never in an article and also never claim them to be yours. A few articles of mine were stolen by some Namibian website claiming it was "free content" - what a load of bull kak... Stealing an article is the same as stealing a picture taken by someone else and claiming it is yours.

4. I never use Wikipedia for research... and trust me, I see a lot of people looking up information on Wikipedia... I do look on wikimedia commons for free images that are in the public domain. I can use those images without having to worry about copyright law. However I do contact the person who posted the image before I use their picture in an article/slideshow/thumbnail etc... I send them an email as it is a nice thing to do. And even though it is copyright free, I still credit the photographer. ALWAYS! ;-)

5. I prefer conducting my interviews over email, that way I can directly quote them without making a single mistake. Journalists have a unique way of manipulating a person's quote, so that it still sounds exactly like what they said, but make's a slightly ambiguous. Example: what he really said: "my wife Glenda and I love buying toys for orphans each Christmas . What a tabloid journo would say: Max said he and his wife to love orphans so much that they buy them Christmas toys to play with. If you don't get the ambiguity, try reading that with a dirty mind. Why with a dirty mind? Because we as journalists are trained to think with dirty minds to avoid such ambiguities in the first place, not to make them.

6. I will never sacrifice my journalistic integrity to gain more traffic. I've no intention of becoming a trender. By that I mean writing about things that would only be read by people because A) it's about celebs B) it's about sex and C) it's about Celebs having sex.

I have more to say on this topic, however, I am too busy trying to de-sex-ify a condom article... go figure...

Lovelace out...

Friday, December 9, 2011

Marina and the diamonds - Obessesions

I'm still on my Marina and the Diamonds buzz and I just have to say, buying that album was totally worth it.

Here's a track that I like a lot. There's a part in the song that reminds me of the "normal" things couples usually land up doing... sure going out for a romantic time at a lake side restaurant is awesome, but lets get honest... you're not going to do that EVERY night... right???

Well, you're likely to do the usual stuff, like going to the supermarket, deciding on what to cook for supper, choosing a new set of crockery, etc that's normal couple stuff... that's the defining moments that sets the tone for a relationship (mind you, my ignorance is probably showing up now... well can you blame me??? The only relationships I've ever had were with books... I know more straight guys who've had sex than I have... and I'm gay)... granted, having a surprise gourmet supper is awesome, but that's not love (well it's more like pseudo-love), it's more like "appreciation"... The real ;ove is when you see your partner come home from work stressed (and even though you are too) you offer to do the cooking and wash the dishes afterwards... - am I wrong???

Here's the part in the song that reminds me so much of an average moment in any relationship:

Supermarket, oh what packet of crackers to pick?
They're all the same,
one brand, one name,
But really they're not
Look, look just choose something quick
People are staring, time to come quick in
Skin is on fire; just choose something, something, something.
Pressure overwhelming
Next minute I am turning out of the door
facing one week without food
A day, a day, when things, things are pretty bad
Don't let it make you feel sad, 
The crackers were probably bad luck anyway





Mr Lovelace out... :-)

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

My favourite game songs in bass and acoustic

I love the sound of the bass guitar and acoustic guitar ... no secret... It's just awesome ok... I also love to play video games, so I decided to search YouTube to find some people who have created a bass or acoustic versions of my favourite video game songs... enjoy...

Aeriths theme (Final Fantasy vii)



Silent Hill 1 intro



Final Fantasy X (otherworld Jechts' theme)



Deus Ex intro



Metal Gear Solid



Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater (I think (o_0))



Mr Lovelace out...

Monday, December 5, 2011

I'm a diamond...

I'm not entirely sure if many South African's know about a singer who goes by the name of "Marina and the diamonds," but I've recently bought her CD and I can say that I love every song on that album.

This is Marina :-)

What makes her music so great to listen to is the fact that it is clearly not auto-tuned and she writes her own lyrics...

The words are beautiful. Poetry with music... not this "Suck my cockiness" kak that Rihanna sings...

At first I thought her music was a bit "out there", but now I find that it's all very "relatable", much like Adele's 21 album... (That album is played to death on the radio)

The difference between Adele's album and Marina's album, is that Marina's album is actually happy, not : "OK it's Adele time, better prepare myself for self-deprecation..."

The one song I particularly like is "Hermit the Frog" (I suppose it's an accidental typo and she decided to keep i.e. the typo being Kermit the Frog)

My favourite stanza in the song/poem (which is the chorus by the way):

When my heart just burst like a glass balloon,
I let it fly too high and it shattered too soon
Now I was the wrong damn girl, 
In the wrong damn room
I broke my glass balloon,
I let go of my glass balloon


So cute and lovely don't you think?

And she has an amazing voice and I did I mention she's original??? :-)

I'm a total Marina and the Diamonds fan ;-)