The bitch is back...

Guess who's back???

But before we get on to talking about ME, first things first...

Hahaha I was looking for a cute picture that I could use to wish you guys and I saw that and couldn't stop laughing... I just had to post it...

So last year was a pretty hectic year... for me at least... I know, I know, my problems are minute in comparison to others, but they and MY problems...and this is also MY blog...

As you can see I've developed a little bit of narcissism... OK, not really, I'm just trying this new thing called, "concentrate on yourself for once for fuck sake Lovelace..."

I've always been the person who will sacrifice time, energy, family for friends, friends for family and everyone for a date... I'm always the one waiting and staring at the phone, while the person I'm waiting for is moving on with his life, more than likely fucking a stranger... 

That will all change this year. I'll be filming the seventh instalment of the Star Wars series... Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Bitch... yip that's right... my high school persona will be visiting Capetonian shores this year... By that I mean, I'll still be the Lovelace you know and love so much, but I'll also have the "fuck whatever-ness" attitude I had during high school, coupled with, fuck you I might be single but I'm not so desperate that I'd jump in bed with you if you buy me a double brandy and coke... just saying...

This year I want to get my drivers licence... it's something I've delayed for far too long...

I'm also going to do the things I like the most and I'm not going to do the things I don't...Why? Because I'm tired of having to go out and pretend that I'm enjoying myself when I really just want to go home and read six more chapters on A Game of Thrones... The only reason I forced myself out was because friends used the "lets go out and get you a boyfriend!" guess who still walks home single??? However, I'll still go to the clubs with my near and dear friend Lizzie Wizzie (and two specific cousins for reason only we know hehehehe, back to Lizzie Wizzie)... Cuz she has a way of reminding me that as long as I'm with her, I'm bound to have a good time no matter what... 

Things I like doing or want to do more:

1) Ignoring stupid people

2) Win debates with people who think they are right...

3) Reading books

4) Going to book launches

5) Playing PS3

6) Baking cakes and perhaps take a few lessons in cake decorating...

7) Write a fuck-ass-load of short stories I'll never dare put on this blog...

8) Write more poetry

9) Spend more time with my favourite cousins (specifically LinnNinjaPurpleTamponFairy and Tiger0 - who co-incidentally has a great blog, check it out - A bullet laced in anger)

10) Focus on the relationships I do have ergo, friends, family and my mini library

Things I hate doing:

1) Large crowds of people, so I'll be avoiding shopping centres

2) Clubs, especially that trance kak (so essentially all gay clubs... cuz it's the only thing gays these days can dance to, HOWEVER! I might go if the all amazeballs Spinsista Mitzi is DJ-ing... cuz her music is the shit!!! but I'm still anti-social/ anti-clubbing)

3) People who only want me for a night - fuck you I'm worth more than a double brandy and coke!

4) Double brandy and cokes

5) Silly little rich kids who want me to pity them because they've had such a "hard and dark" life... pfft mother-fucker please, your drug addiction and subsequent consequences are of your own fucking making! It wasn't society that decided to fuck your life over, you did it you spoilt little shit!

6) I hate being around people who caress so much it borders on fornication, IN FRONT OF ME!!!

7) I hate on-line dating, therefore, I shall remove any online dating site profiles I have... and ignore all new message since they will more than likely be future disappointments, just like my past disappointments...

8) I hate complimenting unworthy people... the only reason I done that before, was to make sure I got noticed... sure I got noticed and thanked (which made me feel good) and then got laugh at behind my back (which made me feel exponentially more kak than before I was made to feel good...)

9) I blatantly REFUSE to be pressured into going to clubs, pubs, outings etc... because my friends think that I have a boring life... their idea of fun is to get wasted, have a hangover the next day and drink some more, smoke weed and drive from one place to another while completely intoxicated, which will render this memory incapacitated... while my idea of a fun, is kicking sweet video game boss ass on my PS3/DS/PC/PS2 or starting and finishing a 800 page brain bending, plot twisting book that will challenge my political/social/philosophical views... and then reading a quick Mills and Boon...

10) I will not be the one to initiate a date, a second date and a third date (which hasn't ever happened...)... if someone really wants to go out with me and thinks I'm worth a second and third, then they better make the phone call... cuz this bitch ain't gonna care till date four...

On a final note... I saw this pic as well :)

Mr Lovelace out...

My favourite game songs in bass and acoustic

I love the sound of the bass guitar and acoustic guitar ... no secret... It's just awesome ok... I also love to play video games, so I decided to search YouTube to find some people who have created a bass or acoustic versions of my favourite video game songs... enjoy...

Aeriths theme (Final Fantasy vii)



Silent Hill 1 intro



Final Fantasy X (otherworld Jechts' theme)



Deus Ex intro



Metal Gear Solid



Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater (I think (o_0))



Mr Lovelace out...

Silencio Hill

The Silent Hill series has been one of my fav's for years! The growing fear that comes with those games are endless...

Funny thing is I never played any of them in order.

My first Silent hill game was Silent Hill 4: The Room. Henry Townshend was the protagonist of this game. Super amazing graphics and an innovative fighting style. They used this meter gauge at the top to indicate the power of the hit. Pretty cool. I loved the variety of mosters in the game as well, I mean whats a game when you only have like three types of enemies... seriously... Above all the ghosts were the best. Immortal little bastards. They could go through walls (Well duh, but many games don't offer this feature) use weapons and cause dear Henry to get a massive headache from Silent Hill Hell. The locations were all extremely creepy... Unlike the previous installments, the alternate worlds only took on half way into the game, and remained that way till the finish. Also it was the only game in the franchise to not be directly linked to freaky town.

The next one I played was Silent Hill 3. Heather, daughter of Harry Mason from the first game was the heroine of this game. To date, she is the only playable female of the series, and probably the strongest. Heather has super powers that come out her eyeballs, called the Heather beam and later the Sexy beam... Well there was nothing sexy about the costume she had to wear in order to activate "sexy beam attack". I must admit that I was VERY impressed with the detailing of the characters. Both on a graphics scale as well as on a plot level. There were very few characters, but then again all the games have few cast members. No one would ever forget Valtiel that freaky disturbing monster that's always turning that damn valve...

Third one I played was the first Silent Hill. Harry Mason, the first hero in the series and the first to face to snowy / blood ridden town.  He and His Daughter Cheryl were on a trip and accidentally had an accident in the deserted town.Cheryl goes missing (well technically kidnapped) and the whole town goes haywire. Mason meets a police officer Cybil Bennett, one tough cookie by the way, and together they set out to solve the mystery of SH.

Eventually I managed to play the Second Silent Hill. What a flippin' freaky game!!! Hero??? James Sunderland. He went to Spooky town after receiving a letter from his dead wife Mary. The long ass walk at the beginning already gave me goosebumps... the anticipation of the "boo" moment was lingering... pity it never came, but sure did freak me out. NO one who knows Silent Hill can ever say they don't know about Pyramid Head. That immortal Mother F***er was a huge pain in my ass. That massive blade he wielded was a bitch to out run. One slice your dead as a door nail... Took me a long ass time to get past the first encounter with him. Do note you never really beat him in the game, Pyramid head kills himself... all you can do is dodge, which by the way ain't always so easy... On a graphics scale, it was most definitely the creepiest of all the Silent Hill's I've played. the amount of alternate ending was astounding and the amount of weapons to choose from was a lot more than in the first one.

Anyways thats me and my Silent Hills

Mr Lovelace out...