The bitch is back...

Guess who's back???

But before we get on to talking about ME, first things first...

Hahaha I was looking for a cute picture that I could use to wish you guys and I saw that and couldn't stop laughing... I just had to post it...

So last year was a pretty hectic year... for me at least... I know, I know, my problems are minute in comparison to others, but they and MY problems...and this is also MY blog...

As you can see I've developed a little bit of narcissism... OK, not really, I'm just trying this new thing called, "concentrate on yourself for once for fuck sake Lovelace..."

I've always been the person who will sacrifice time, energy, family for friends, friends for family and everyone for a date... I'm always the one waiting and staring at the phone, while the person I'm waiting for is moving on with his life, more than likely fucking a stranger... 

That will all change this year. I'll be filming the seventh instalment of the Star Wars series... Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Bitch... yip that's right... my high school persona will be visiting Capetonian shores this year... By that I mean, I'll still be the Lovelace you know and love so much, but I'll also have the "fuck whatever-ness" attitude I had during high school, coupled with, fuck you I might be single but I'm not so desperate that I'd jump in bed with you if you buy me a double brandy and coke... just saying...

This year I want to get my drivers licence... it's something I've delayed for far too long...

I'm also going to do the things I like the most and I'm not going to do the things I don't...Why? Because I'm tired of having to go out and pretend that I'm enjoying myself when I really just want to go home and read six more chapters on A Game of Thrones... The only reason I forced myself out was because friends used the "lets go out and get you a boyfriend!" guess who still walks home single??? However, I'll still go to the clubs with my near and dear friend Lizzie Wizzie (and two specific cousins for reason only we know hehehehe, back to Lizzie Wizzie)... Cuz she has a way of reminding me that as long as I'm with her, I'm bound to have a good time no matter what... 

Things I like doing or want to do more:

1) Ignoring stupid people

2) Win debates with people who think they are right...

3) Reading books

4) Going to book launches

5) Playing PS3

6) Baking cakes and perhaps take a few lessons in cake decorating...

7) Write a fuck-ass-load of short stories I'll never dare put on this blog...

8) Write more poetry

9) Spend more time with my favourite cousins (specifically LinnNinjaPurpleTamponFairy and Tiger0 - who co-incidentally has a great blog, check it out - A bullet laced in anger)

10) Focus on the relationships I do have ergo, friends, family and my mini library

Things I hate doing:

1) Large crowds of people, so I'll be avoiding shopping centres

2) Clubs, especially that trance kak (so essentially all gay clubs... cuz it's the only thing gays these days can dance to, HOWEVER! I might go if the all amazeballs Spinsista Mitzi is DJ-ing... cuz her music is the shit!!! but I'm still anti-social/ anti-clubbing)

3) People who only want me for a night - fuck you I'm worth more than a double brandy and coke!

4) Double brandy and cokes

5) Silly little rich kids who want me to pity them because they've had such a "hard and dark" life... pfft mother-fucker please, your drug addiction and subsequent consequences are of your own fucking making! It wasn't society that decided to fuck your life over, you did it you spoilt little shit!

6) I hate being around people who caress so much it borders on fornication, IN FRONT OF ME!!!

7) I hate on-line dating, therefore, I shall remove any online dating site profiles I have... and ignore all new message since they will more than likely be future disappointments, just like my past disappointments...

8) I hate complimenting unworthy people... the only reason I done that before, was to make sure I got noticed... sure I got noticed and thanked (which made me feel good) and then got laugh at behind my back (which made me feel exponentially more kak than before I was made to feel good...)

9) I blatantly REFUSE to be pressured into going to clubs, pubs, outings etc... because my friends think that I have a boring life... their idea of fun is to get wasted, have a hangover the next day and drink some more, smoke weed and drive from one place to another while completely intoxicated, which will render this memory incapacitated... while my idea of a fun, is kicking sweet video game boss ass on my PS3/DS/PC/PS2 or starting and finishing a 800 page brain bending, plot twisting book that will challenge my political/social/philosophical views... and then reading a quick Mills and Boon...

10) I will not be the one to initiate a date, a second date and a third date (which hasn't ever happened...)... if someone really wants to go out with me and thinks I'm worth a second and third, then they better make the phone call... cuz this bitch ain't gonna care till date four...

On a final note... I saw this pic as well :)

Mr Lovelace out...